Honey Badger of the Week - Sharon Cissna
This week the race for Alaska’s lone seat in the U.S. House of Representatives officially kicked off. Sharon Cissna declared she is running against Don Young…no seriously, that isn’t even a joke or attempt at whit, it is just what happened. Rep. Cissna must have either lost the march madness of rock, paper, scissors tournaments to decide which Alaska democrat would have to take one for the team and run against dandy Don, oooooor she is so oblivious she doesn’t realize this race will permanently reveal her as the d-list politico she is. The one thing we know for certain is if you want to see the first response to ever get a 100% in polling data you could have Dittman research ask 500 Alaskan’s if Cissna has a snowball’s chance in hell of beating Young. 100% say NOOOOOO? Shocking. For these reasons we offer the honey badger of the week to Sharon Cissna, candidate for US House of Representatives.
Honey badger is crazy. Eww, she is running against alpha male of the universe Don Young. Honey badger doesn’t care. It isn’t like anyone respected her to begin with. She has been in the legislature for a decade and until this sentence no one knew it.
Honey badger is like, "I’ll show’em. I am going to run for statewide office in Alaska and not fly. No one has ever tried it. They’ll never see it coming. Ivan Moore gave me the idea and after his work on Paul Honeman’s campaign his opinion is GOLD!!!”
Honey badger is a badass. Her sense of self-awareness has long since abandoned her so she is immune from the embarrassment this campaign already is.